'In Europe soccer is called football!'

Of course it is. But we're only reminded of that when some emaciated liberal wants to convince us that by referring to it as 'football' somehow diminishes its reputation for being boring, theatrical, and well, boring. Sorry, but I can't take seriously anyone who is the on the edge of their seats, all aquiver with anticipation, eage to watch dudes running back and forth while not scoring.

And fighting to a tie? Please...